Philosophy Of The Common People LIFE SUCKS by Robert G. Fuchs            My name is Robert Fuchs, that does NOT rhyme with ducks            Going through life with a name like Robert Fuchs truly sucks            My schoolteachers called me Robert, my friends dub me plain Bob            Try having a name like mine when applying for a preacher’s job            When strangers ask who lives in the house at the end of our lane            My neighbors pretend that they don’t even know my true name            Yesterday at the café, the waiter trying hard was hardly able            To keep from laughing while appointing Fuch head of the table            When he paused for the expected tip, I just wished him good luck            Quite certain from me he was not likely to receive a single buck            For I have no doubt he on purpose rhymed it with chicken cluck            And deliberately dragged my good name down in the dirty muck            Someday things will be different and there will be no more rebukes            When I place my hand on the Bible, swearing in as President G. Fuchs Click Here to eMail the Author Other Books by Richard Aberdeen Copyright © 2002 by Brothers/Sisters Productions ~ Copyright © 2002 by Richard Aberdeen        No part of this material may be reproduced or utilized in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including printing, photocopying, recording or by any information storage or retrieval system, without permission in writing from the author: Inquires click here.  Appendix Revolution and Revolution/Side B are open copyright and may be reproduced and distributed as desired.