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THE NIGHT WILD BILL WENT A WHORIN’ ‘Twas a dark, dreary and dreadful Washington night While the fattened populace was a blissfully snorin’ That the licentious Wild Bill of Capitol Hill Opened Lincoln’s bedroom backdoor to a little whorin’ And such backsliding along with certain Whitewater muddle Was roundly and soundly condemned by the righteous For it seems that Wild Bill had gotten lost in the thrill Of erstwhile accounting and keeping up his busy britches Then along came Enron of Houston sweeping Whitewater away Like Noah’s great flood washing over a small babbling brook But not one word was heard from the self-righteous absurd No matter the many billions, jobs and futures the bastards took For Enron supported candidates of the conservative far-wrong Those doomsday promoters of the Star Wars of future years That will cause sorrow of all those who lost out in Enron’s sad scandal To be but a puddle beside the horrific deluge of nightmare tears Is there a bottomless black hole anywhere in all of cosmic creation That these perverse purveyors of hypocrisy can somehow crawl in To hide their blind wicked souls from he who wields the great sword Of our apocalyptic judgment day battle of Armageddon? And can the devil himself excuse the legacy of such cowards Who would pretend in the utter hypocrisy of religion’s sin To be somehow any better down to their insane fundamental letter Than the licentious Wild Bill who one night went a whorin’? 
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