BIG BANG
[ Americana/comedy ]

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       They say trust in science, don’t say nothin’ in school ‘bout sin
       That we come from a monkey’s uncle but that’s hardly fair to them
       ’Cause if science had the brains of the dumbest monkey on the block
       We wouldn't worry ‘bout global warmin’ or nuclear aftershock

                            Blame it on the big bang
                            And Darwin’s orangutan
                            Why blame ourselves when
                            The good times boomerang?
                            If we're afraid to believe in God
                            Who the hell else can we blame for rain?
                            Blame it on the big bang
                            An' DNA chain

                            If we’re afraid to mention God
                            In our public schools
                            Kids will get no satisfaction
                            From breakin’ all his rules
                            If they won’t listen to a dang thang
                            And hang with a street gang
                            Blame it on the big bang
                            An' DNA chain

                            Blame it on the big bang
                            When they call you jackass
                            For usin’ God’s name in vain
                            In your science class
                            When natural selection
                            Brings social rejection
                            Blame it on the big bang
                            Come on, help us sang

                            If you lose that high-tech job
                            And you can't pay the rent
                            You got no money in the bank
                            An' the paycheck’s long been spent
                            When they lock your butt up in the hole
                            For drinkin' away the pain
                            Blame it on the big bang
                            An' DNA chain

                            Blame it on the big bang
                            When they declare you insane
                            And no matter which pill you take
                            It don’t cure the last gilt pang
                            When youthful pride starts saggin’
                            An' the wing has left your wang
                            Blame it on the big bang
                            File a medical claim

                            Blame it on the big bang
                            And the black hole in the space
                            Between ACLU ears
                            And the rest of the human race
                            When the gods of rocket science
                            Blow us past the cosmic plane
                            Blame it on the big bang
                            And the DNA chain
                            Blame it on the big bang
                            An’ our sci-fried brain *



* Inspired by MENSA: Mental-midgets of Evolution's Natural Selection Advance.



           


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