DUCK ABOUT YOU [ country/comedy ]      We can pump our pecs with steroids, botox a saggin' smile      Do a hep 2-step in skin-tight jeans with designer seams in style      But if there's nothin' sweet on the inside      To match the outside sugar bowl      We might find ourself at the bottom      Of the popular opinion poll      You can walk like a duck, swim like a duck      Do just like ducks do      Quack like a duck, flap like a duck      Paste feathers all over you      You might smell like a duck, waddle in muck      An’ leave behind a lot'ta ducky-doo      But if you ain’t a genuine duck      Folks just might not      Give a duck 'bout you      Some folks walk the walk, others just talk the talk      Some pretend to be our friend and end up cleanin' our clock      Greedy fat cats and down dirty rats      Sometimes lead us astray      But truth will find its own way      To come out at the end of the day      You can walk like a duck, swim like a duck      Do just like ducks do      Quack like a duck, flap like a duck      Paste feathers all over you      You might smell like a duck, waddle in muck      An’ leave behind a lot'ta ducky-doo      But if you ain’t a genuine duck      Folks just might not      Give a duck 'bout you      Some run over their own mothers for a little fame and wealth      But treatin' others worse than we want 'em treatin' us      Can be detrimental to our public health      You can walk like a duck, swim like a duck      Do just like ducks do      Quack like a duck, flap like a duck      Paste feathers all over you      But if we don't treat others kindly      There's one thing sure 'nough true      What goes 'round can come back to hound      And folks might not      Give a duck 'bout you             Copyright © by Richard Aberdeen ASCAP Copyright © by Freedom Tracks Music ASCAP No part of this material may be reproduced or utilized in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including printing, photocopying, recording or by any information storage or retrieval system, without permission in writing from the publisher and signed by the author.  Inquiries: Freedom Tracks Music ~ Records, 292 Trails Circle, Nashville, TN 37214 or requested via eMail.  Essays entitled Revolution and Revolution -- Side B are open copyright and may be reproduced or utilized as often as one likes.